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 Those guys are the worst. I’ve had guys try to make a move on me, I turn them down, they call me a whore. I point out if I were a whore, we’d be fucking, but we’re not. Then they settle on bitch. I agree. We move on. I don't panic. I'm weirdly calm in emergencies, and I've been in enough to be able to say that with confidence. I'm not saying I'm a hero or anything, because 'calm' and 'competent' are not the same thing, but at least if you're calm you can try to help rather than wail or whatever.

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