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 Holy shit, Ivanka just came into my office to bring me a Filet-o-Fish and a Super-Sized Diet Coke and I literally screamed at her and hit it all out of her hands. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to tweet about. I didn’t mean to do that to my hot daughter, but I’m literally in shock from the results. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking FUCK am I losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe that presidents should held accountable for their actions. I want a future where I don't get locked up. I want to be president again and #MAGAA. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, Jared told me I was polling well in New York???? This is so cucked!

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